Monday, May 17, 2010

oops, I did it again.

Urban Legend?

DAUGHTER: Daddy, I want to borrow your new Ferrari.

FATHER: Uh. But I haven't had a chance to drive my car yet. It's only got 9 miles on it.

DAUGHTER: (pouty) But daaaaaaaddddd...

FATHER: Sweetie, it's worth $1,000,000. Just drive the Bentley, okay? Please?

DAUGHTER: (more pouty) But daaaaaaaddddddyyyyyyy...

FATHER: Oh, jeee-zus. Okay, but just around the block. If you even scratch it, there will be hell to pay, understand?

DAUGHTER: Yeah,yeah,yeah...


Ring, Ring. Ring, Ring.

FATHER: (answering phone) Hello?

DAUGHTER: (long pause on phone line) Uh, dad?

The story ends with the father hanging up the phone and forgetting he even had a daughter. Later that day, he emptied the family joint bank account and hightailed it to Argentina. He's now quite happy living under the name 'Keith Krush', and working as a super star DJ.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Superman Sex Tapes?

Look.. we here at Bad Kids Go to Hell totally lay down to the awesomeness of another blog, and you just can't beat CRACKED for their top 5 and top 10 lists..

And so... yeah... Superman made a sex tape.

Fuck you, Tommy Lee. Eat shit, Paris. You're a complete amateur, R. Kelly.