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I've seen one full on, bare-knuckled 'chick fight' my whole life. (And these were rich WHITE chicks. A very rare bird. Like 'Dodo bird rare', son ! ). Was it hot, you ask? Well, if the girls were hot it mighta been hotter. But they wasn't. Two ugly girls fighting? Much less attractive. Boner shrinker. F-U-G-L-Y. Because we guys are ugly and you girls are pretty, and the allure of a chick fight is that suddenly you've gone medieval on each other. Apparently it's happening more often. I blame all the 'growth hormones' in the food. Over the years, it's made you ladies' boobs bigger (yay), your periods stronger (boo), and your estrogen levels skyrocket (hmm).
I will admit that two hot girls fighting is definitely captivating. But I'm a lover, not a fighter.. therefore, two hot girls 'making up', after a fight? NOW you're talking, Buckwheat. So women, the moral of this blog is: Make love, not war. 'Cause it's hot.
On another note, ladies - learn to head butt - it'll end the fight quick, you won't get a bunch of nasty scratches, and you can get back to your wine cooler.
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yeah...that's alright...but how about these kids...and the security guards who know how to handle a situation...the reason the girl gives for beating up the other girl was for acting too white...hmmmm
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Acting 'too white'?
ReplyDeleteWell... that makes sense, I'd beat the shit out of any white dude acting too black. But then again, would I be acting 'too black' by beating him up? And then would I have to beat myself? But would that be 'too white'?
Its a darn conundrum.
Mud wrestling is much more entertaining to watch, and the majority of the time they are hot.
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