Infamous Spike's Night Out. 3.

Spike's Shenanigans,

Just before putting on his goggles and diving in, he takes a drink for the cam. Yes, yes, annoying... Clearly, he is unconcerned of what his probation officer would say, if word got out, about his drinking.

Spike who?

Infamous Spike's Night Out . 2.

Well, Of course...

Spike orders his first drink of the night, called an "Infusion", or some girly sh*t. Being the narcissist that he is, he immediately poses by his pink drink. I being the mother that I am, take his pic. After all, Spike's real parents left him at Neiman Marcus, downtown, where I found him in the the lingerie dept.

Spike is metro.

Infamous Spike's Night Out. 1.

Seriously,

Spike is notoriously known for his partying and way with the ladies. He is often referred to as the "Tony Montana" in the mogwai community.

He went out with us and decided to party like a rock star, against our wishes. We're on our International Tour, and are often photographed. Even stalked at times, which is weird. Anyhoo, back on topic. That being Spike.

His night begins...

The Evening is Hot!

Hello Peeps,

Well, the "scene" is great. Bohemian style dresses with strappy heels that remind me of LA. Ladies, the men in this city seem to stay in the gym and are gentlemen. Apparently, the word is out about the "Bad Kids". Monica was asked to sign autographs at the hotel's lobby, as we headed to dinner. It looks like we are all going to head out, for another night on the town. Or, reconvene tomorrow for brunch?! Myself and Alyssa are contemplating a night at the hot tub and beauty rest... Either way, this city's night life is off the chain and consumes you.

Ciao, Molly.

BKGtH Invades Chi~town.

Yo, Chicago!
As we pull into the city it seems to consume us with it's energy. Not sure yet if this place is ready for the full take over, that is about to occur. One of our baddest kids, Dana, has us over at her swanky spot in Downtown. As we all get fly for the evening, cocktails are being poured. The view is amazing and of course, Molly is taking forever, so everyone is getting anxious. Miss Alyssa is looking extra hot this evening in her new Gucci heels. We are all finally ready and the driver is here!

Stay tuned, for the shenanigans that follow...

oops, I did it again.

Urban Legend?

DAUGHTER: Daddy, I want to borrow your new Ferrari.

FATHER: Uh. But I haven't had a chance to drive my car yet. It's only got 9 miles on it.

DAUGHTER: (pouty) But daaaaaaaddddd...

FATHER: Sweetie, it's worth $1,000,000. Just drive the Bentley, okay? Please?

DAUGHTER: (more pouty) But daaaaaaaddddddyyyyyyy...

FATHER: Oh, jeee-zus. Okay, but just around the block. If you even scratch it, there will be hell to pay, understand?

DAUGHTER: Yeah,yeah,yeah...


30 MINUTES LATER.

Ring, Ring. Ring, Ring.


FATHER: (answering phone) Hello?

DAUGHTER: (long pause on phone line) Uh, dad?




The story ends with the father hanging up the phone and forgetting he even had a daughter. Later that day, he emptied the family joint bank account and hightailed it to Argentina. He's now quite happy living under the name 'Keith Krush', and working as a super star DJ.

Superman Sex Tapes?

Look.. we here at Bad Kids Go to Hell totally lay down to the awesomeness of another blog, and you just can't beat CRACKED for their top 5 and top 10 lists..

And so... yeah... Superman made a sex tape.

Fuck you, Tommy Lee. Eat shit, Paris. You're a complete amateur, R. Kelly.